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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 97 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How is that your takeaway from this entertaining fabrication?

[–] B312@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You forgot to mention that the fabrication is gay

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How is it gay if he has wife and children?

[–] sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago

That's the fake part. The gay part is: why is he lifting? Wanna look good for the men or some other gay shit?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

He left her for another man (his spotter)

[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

And also fake.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A fictional story about a husband/father being cruel to his family until they leave doesn't exactly seem like fun entertainment to me 😅

4chan's idea of a joke tends to involve some kind of suffering or cruelty, I don't really get the appeal. It shows up on my feed and I can't help but think "someone wants to read this sort of thing...?"

At least the one about the lady pissing herself and jumping in a canal or whatever was kinda silly and just a story about doing something dumb

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's creative writing with a subversion of expectations. You expect anon to be in a public gym with a random uncontrolled child, not at home with his own child. You side with him until the very end. The whiplash is the joke, not child cruelty.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, I understand that it's a subversion of what's expected, it's just also depressing

"The joke is that you thought it was just a weird interaction with strangers, but he's actually being shitty father and abusive husband!" doesn't really work for me 🤷🏻 I get why it's funny to other people, I just can't really relate, and so much of 4chan humor has that same shared thread of being an asshole, life being a bleak existence, or making up a strawman to attack a particular population. It's just kinda depressing to me :/

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

May I ask why you're on greentext? It's literally just 4chan screenshots and if you know that kind of humor doesn't sit well with you then it might be better to avoid it.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's on the front page pretty often, as it seems like one of the larger communities

I'll probably end up blocking it as the other reply mentioned, but I don't usually like doing that. It's also a bummer cause occasionally something really lovely gets produced by 4chan, you just have to wade through a lot of bleakness before you find it, it would seem

I don't mean to disparage others their choice or preferences, just expressing I don't really understand them

Hope you have a good one :)

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

You would probably enjoy this community more.

!wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works

FWIW, I totally get the way you feel about greentexts in general. I think it's a very natural reaction, and those of us (myself included) who enjoy these posts without reservation are actually the unusual ones who have been desensitized by a lifetime on internet forums.

There's a certain jaded callousness, seasoned with a sprinkling of cynicism and misanthropy, which allows one to most fully savor the fruits of c/greentext 😂

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I didn't realize there was a wholesome greentext community here on Lemmy, thanks! :)

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See, if I block greentext I'm gonna really miss bewildering nonsense fever-dream posts like this:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1df4d389-3611-48f5-bafa-1b4160b5f2e5.jpeg

I saw it and thought back to this discussion lol

Anyway, hope you're having a good one

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yea I wouldn't block it if I were you.

Thanks and same to you.

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I probably will at some point, it's a shame though cause every once in a while something really fun or charming comes out of the greentext communities or reddit or lemmy. I don't meant to condemn folks for their choice or preferences, just express that I can't relate to them

Hope you have a good one :)

[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Cant say I understand. Doesn't really seem healthy to soak in that kinda cesspool, but everyone's gotta live their own life and make their own decisions I suppose

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

But we live in a society

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We're not soaking in the cesspool, just gently dipping our toes in it.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

blowing a few bubbles every now and then...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Like pissing in an ocean of piss.