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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Free cash based purchases for the rest of your life. A dollar spent in cash is a dollar saved in your bank account.

But you're actually fine. If you can get it into a bank account, just make sure to report the "gift" income to the IRS. The FBI might be interested but if you're not involved in criminal activity they'll soon leave.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Alphabetboy: And who gifted you this if I may ask ?

You: A middle eastern guy with purple skin and uhhh… he didn’t have legs

Oh and he lives in the jar on the left kitchen shelf

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
  • I Dream of Genie theme song intensifies