Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 weeks ago by lemmyng@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I didn't know what that food was called until now!

I'll be ordering a crucifixn't next time I go to a café for sure

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a crossn't, a crucifixn't has Jesus on it

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Jesús put what on my croissant???

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh so that's what the chocolate coated ones are called.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's a good cafe name honestly.