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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Flawed. Here, you must insert a coin (or if you have it, a token with the shape of the coin) that will only be returned after you put the cart in the correct place.

I present you mankinds greatest invention:

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 1 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What, you gonna knock back some brews?

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In case you weren't joking:

Look at the bottom part of it. You can insert it into the coin "slot" to unlock the cart and pull it out right after.

No more losing a tiny little plastic chip or searching for the right coin - especially if you prefer to pay without cash.

(Also, I do return my carts.)

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So basically this:

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I could bend myself to say it is robotkinds greates invention.

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