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‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated (www.live5news.com)

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm reminded of a joke from Burn Notice where Michael has kept a folder of critically important blackmail files in his mother's oven for several seasons. He just casually points out she never actually cooks anything herself.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That show was awesome.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

The longest Hyundai commercial ever.

(Yes, it was good)