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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago (17 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart because it gives me a sense of superiority

We are not the same

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 1 week ago (11 children)

You return your cart because it's the right thing to do

I return my cart to get my euro back that I put in to unlock it

[–] meliante@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago

You guys still do that?

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