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[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if you wanna feel special go to a higher end restaurant where they don’t “auction” food. But even they use food runners. This actually lets the waiter give you more personal time ya dummy.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I did feel very special at a high end restaurant, until the bill came. Then I realized I'm not rich enough to feel special more than once every couple of years.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That was me a few weeks ago celebrating a personal achievement with my family. The waitress was great though, I prefer not fancy places it seems. Steaks were good the bill was the price of an adequate graphics card.

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Therein lies the rub. There are places that give you most of the experience without needing to donate your first born but they’re becoming scarce.