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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon stays at his girl's place (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

The "tendies" thing ("nuggies" too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and "le bacon". It's so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though "being able to cook" (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We're already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I love lentils 💜💜💜

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

be you

wake up

cast spell

big bowl of lentils!

post lentils to lemmy

joy for all

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

so true

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