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If I'm reading it correctly, this has absolutely nothing to do with having sex with his wife. The final sentences explain he ate presumed bad rice the day before, got sick, and probably got vomit or shit on his dick - which caused a secondary skin infection. Same story whether he had sex with his wife or not.
Not really, the doctors suggest that him being sick on his dick almost immediately after sex is why he got the infection:
The reason it's the first time food poisoning of the penis has been recorded in the medical literature is because of the unfortunately close timing of the two events.
Can you imagine being in the throws of violently vomiting and shitting, and your wife is like "That's hot. Let's do it.", and you're like "I'm down". What kind of lives are these people living?
The timeline seems to be: they had a meal with rice, followed by vigorous sex and then later he soiled his generals thanks to food poisoning.
Once your top and bottom ends erupt violently then you are lucky if you make it to the toilet in time. And all you are fit for is praying for a prompt death.
I mean, I've heard similarly wild medical theories from their neighboring regions.
How serious should doctors from this hospital be taken?
So basically if he had not had sex and comited on his dick he would have been fine
That is the... thrust of the argument, yes. They emphasise "vigorous sex" in the paper and that can lead to micro-tears and abrasions on the genitals which would greatly increase your chance of getting an infection afterwards. Skin bacteria (staph or strep) would be most likely (I have eczema and have had infections through the breaks in my skin, so I now have a prescription emollient that is antibacterial) but even if you soiled your genitals and got an infection it would usually be gut bacteria. He's just been hit by a series of unlucky events.