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I’ve had food poisoning. How the fuck was he having sex? That’s dedication.
Me too and the best I can do is figure out which end to point at the toilet next.
I think the key is that "fried rice poisoning" can come on pretty violently and so he's had a window between eating the contaminated rice and his body going "hell, no!" where he felt fine. It's why this case is unique in medical literature as it does require a well-timed series of events in just the right order for this to happen.
My only act of physical coordination was getting a bucket into my lap while sitting on the toilet.
Truly a terrible end to date night.
Anal?