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The lack of a person watching you check out does not mean no one is watching. They absolutely are and you are being recorded the entire time you are in the store.
Remember that even if you cover your face, they're probably monitoring for your gait. Put a small rock in your shoe to change that...
And a vibrating sex toy in your butt so that you walk strange at random intervals.