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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well it's a start isn't it?

Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can improve at being black out drunk?

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Yes.

I'm sure it has some effect on your subconscious

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won't be much improvement then, and it'll be 26 years later and you'll be pushing 60.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

You can squeeze that all into one month.