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Anon experiences summer love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE

Summer lovin, happened so fast,

I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me

...

She flew by me, she bit my... cramp

He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp

I saved her young, she nearly starved

He showed off, splashing around

Summer bugs, something's begun

But, ah! Oh, the summer nights

Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Is this... original content?

We don't take kindly to that around these parts. /s

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then, ummmm, no?

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Can confirm, I've seen it before! Must be a repost

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This is brilliant good sir!

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 14 points 3 days ago

Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)