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Yup...i can confirm that (lemmy.world)

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 167 points 3 days ago (3 children)

handing my friend a screwdriver

"You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs"

Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror

"Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle."

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that's easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

-.- you've just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….

-.-

I think I need to learn new skills…

[–] HStone32@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes.

[–] HStone32@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?

edit: I'm starting to doubt any of you have ever used C

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Two sticks you can rub together.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

The bar metal used to make the screwdriver