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Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate (indianexpress.com)

submitted 1 month ago by kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 70 points 1 month ago (3 children)

“Being very busy at work is not a valid reason, but a lame excuse. You can engage in procreation during breaks because life flies by too quickly,” he remarked

Yes, birth rates are falling because nobody has time to fuck. That's definitely the problem...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Well of coarse they don't have time to fuck.....they're all too busy filling out paperwork for all the dead bodies that keep piling up.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yep because as everyone knows the biggest time consumer associated with raising children is the conception. After those few minutes, you never need time for the children ever again.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I.e. "Time flies when you're not having fuck?"