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Bystanders, cop shot as NYPD opens fire on alleged fare-beater in Brooklyn subway (www.nbcnewyork.com)

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[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My mans knife attacks are the primary deadly assault weapon used basically anywhere else on earth that you cant get guns from vending machines. I know that is hyperbole, but only just.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

guns from vending machines.

We're working toward it. Texas got bullet vending machines.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

guns from vending machines.

So my first reaction is scoffing at how ridiculous of an idea that is, but then I think about the US and it's not as unlikely anymore.