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[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"For my science project I have chosen to peer review Jacob's paper on the smelliness of the boys restroom.

My review could find no hypothesis nor data collection in the original from which he concluded the different ways the vaguely described room smelled.

It is my conclusion that his passing grade was based on (1)having delivered some content on or before the deadline, (2) presenting various physical attributes under an accurately defined heading, and (3) minimum spelling mistakes.

I have illustrated these and other aspects by representing his paper with the teacher's markups.

I will be taking no questions at this time."

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oooh, savagely destroying bad projects from last year? Why didn't I think of this?!

Rigor is the bedrock of science.