Mannnnnn, every time I see one of these, I feel like I'm really missing out by not being bisexual. Damn. Guess I'll buy more books! Anyone want some tea or an iced coffee? You doing okay? Need anything? I'll totally run out in the rain, to get whatever you could possibly need to make your life better, if only for a moment. Really, I'm offering.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don;t need to be bisexual. That;s just a detail. I hope so.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry pal. new homosexual agenda's in. Everybody's gotta be bi.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I unironically do finger guns and tuck a foot under me when I sit so according to the internet I'm already bi. Super easy, didn't even have to suck any dicks to get here.

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Shit. Does that goes for ladies, too? Cause I might need to have a long talk with myself. Can it work that way? Can I instantly give myself another level of beautiful existential pain, like my bi friends?

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel the same about wanting to be bi. Double the fun!

I actually have a friend who felt the same way. For years he talked how one of those days he was going to get it on with a dude just to make sure he didn't swing both ways. I couldn't argue with his logic, how can we be sure if we never tried?

One day he put his money where his mouth was. Now he's sure he's not bi and no longer talks about it XD

[–] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Tbh, I was part of a very LGBTQA+ group of people, but I was one of the very few just straight people. I made out with a lot of dudes and that was enough for me to tell that I wasn't into it. Didn't feel that same heart-thumping feeling that I feel with a person of the opposite sex.

I do still kind of wish I was bi just to see what it's like. But I'm straighter than an arrow