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[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Just don't work there, seems like a company run by idiots

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks