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I'm almost at Abe Simpson's perfect diatribe.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it is weird, but not yet scary to me.

I remember being in my late teens and early 20's and my parents would watch The News(tm) and how often they'd run stories that were of the pattern "And coming up after the break, Kids These Days(tm) are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Why you should be angry and scared." And the first thing I thought as a Kid Those Days(tm) was "...no we're not. I had sex this afternoon and one of the few things we didn't touch together was our eyes." And I guess I'm still young enough that that kind of story doesn't make me click a thumbnail?