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What do you call a hippie's wife? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Mississippi.

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[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

when it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.