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Anon can't sleep (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone have me 5 Ambien once claiming they were pain pills. This was like 25 years ago. First 2 didn't work (weren't getting me high) so I took them all. According to my roommates I did some seriously crazy shit. I didn't remember shit for like 3 days but I was having full on conversations with Jesus (an American flag hanging in our living room we all wrote dumb shit on at parties), I drew all over my bedroom wall with a sharpie (thought it was the flag I guess) took apart our dryer for reasons unknown, all our weed was in a collander in the sink... There was more but the point is don't take 5 Ambien, even if you thought it was oxy or something. Don't take 5 of anything ever really.

Same thing happened a few months later but with roofies.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a pattern. Did you manage to break the pattern?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Clean for almost 3 years now!

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good on ya', bud! Keep fighting the good fight!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Appreciated! I'm never looking back

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Same thing happened a few months later but with roofies.

Gave me an LOL thnx. As someone who's midlife now I love looking back at my parallel and knowing those days are long past. Sounds like you can say the same thing.