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Wait how do you get a 1099A? It's just another IRS form. Like you can just print out a ton of them.
The first sentence makes it sounds like he has some and they're going to expire so he has to use them at some point soon.
This is where you're confused. It's a 1099a. Lowercase a.
It's a secret form you can only download from Facebook after you post that "I HEREBY RESERVE MY COPYRIGHTS OF ALL WORKS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE" then follow it up with "MARK ZUCKERBURG IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY PICTURES" then a secret link shows up and lets you download them straight to your printer, but only a few, and the paper dissolves if you don't use it within 18 months after printing them.
Don't forget to buy a year of insider info from your local sovcit guru, or they won't be valid. Each one has a number unique to you, absolutely do not share it or ask others for their's, or they can steal your secret bank account.