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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some other phrases you can throw at them for greater impact:

  • God will send you to hell for doing that
  • Jesus would never approve of you
  • You lack God in your life
  • You're blindly following Satan's lies
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

Remember when he flipped all those tables because people where trading in church. Then the church went ahead and did trading in church, sure he'd love all those private jets and cars.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I saw a documentary about them, about a children's camp. The indoctrination, mind control and child abuse sure would send you to a hell if it would exist. Next to that, the women running the camp were talking in jibberish tonge, which is the devils work according to the Bible. The irony is great.

[–] thecheddarcheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what's the name? i'd like to watch it

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

"It's not jibberish, it's speaking in toooongueeees!!!! Like that time the holy spirit did something with someone, it's in the bible!! Where? You'd know if you read it!!!"