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Clever Comebacks

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[–] donut4ever@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Very respectable honesty. Unlike the dude I saw the other day who got his ass ~~hass~~ handed to him by the Israeli UFC fighter. It was actually very funny.

[–] kite@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't even imagine what that Nazi dude was thinking when he agreed to that fight. The stills I saw from it were hilarious.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You ever imagine getting in a fight with someone?

How many times do you imagine them giving as good as they get?

Fascists live in a simplistic fantasy world of grievance, hierarchy, and spite, and it's practically a law of the breed that they don't think to the step after "I punch them."

This is, to my mind, the most telling quote of World War II that largely sums up why the fascists thought they'd win it:

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else and no one was going to bomb them."

-Marshall Arthur "Bomber" Harris

They do not think to the next step, the actual fight between two people. They just jump in their imagination straight to their "inevitable" victory. It's probably a large part of why they're fascists in the first place.

[–] marco@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did Elon finally show up at Zuck's door? 😂

[–] donut4ever@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That would be something I'd definitely pay to watch. But I am talking about this