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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lgmjon64@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And lose weight with every amputation

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.