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Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

EVE Online: humanity’s distant future

Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”

Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser

Call of Duty: skip work to play

Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets

Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Halo

To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.