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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it’s leaking down your pants and pooling in your shoes…

It’s not a fart.

Ever notice that odd noise when he walks?

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're sliding into Two, and your pants are full of poo...

Diarrhear

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

If you're driving in your chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy...