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Mazda's New "Pay-Per-Honk" Plan Leaves Drivers Speechless (isglitch.com)

submitted 2 months ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Automaker's latest subscription model takes nickel-and-diming to new heights

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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This would be a good idea with lots of room for improvement. For example, geolocating the car and making the price go x1000 if in a "no honking" zone. What we really need is cars that self-report to road authorities when driving over the speed limit.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I want surge pricing for my honks. Hurt me more, capitalism-daddy.

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