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I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but the real question being asked is "which of the two should we give the One Ring too?"

And the answer may surprise you!

[–] orvorn@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Literally the message of Tolkien's writing, yes. The good guys sought to destroy power, not wield it.