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[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cause I was the gender they weren't into (repeat x30).

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] cubedsteaks 3 points 1 year ago

name checks out.

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's so sweet, you named yourself after me!

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, uhhhh...

You forklift certified?

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well I...uh...um...I haven't thought this far ahead...

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Take all the time you need, I'll be right here, ready to smooch

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, everybody form an orderly line...

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As orderly as the pallets you load? ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While that's ideal, yes, I'd settle for more lesbians. ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don't they

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill'er.

(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it's both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn't help myself)

[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid