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Anon reviews a game on steam (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 84 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminds me of when someone left a leaf-blowing simulator a review "can't sex the leaves" and it caused the dev to make a sex update to a leaf blowing simulator

[–] CuriousRefugee@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Outrageous! It's terrible what people can force devs to do. I would like to apologize for my fellow human's behavior personally; can you give me the name of the game and/or a download link? Or at least some screenshots, so I can, uh, be further outraged.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But reviews on game like that are totally warranted as look what their CEO (Chief Exploitation Officer) Said

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dose it actually add a new way to blow the leafs?

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's a set of some of the best DLC I've seen in any game.