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Farmer arrested after he arrives at police station with two males tied up on quad bike
(www.burnleyexpress.net)
He'd caught two thieves trying to steal his quad bike, so he tied them up and brought them to the police station.
The farmer was then arrested for suspicion of false imprisonment.
Apologies for the crappy local news site.
Bro, how you get red deaded by some Denzel character ass motherfucker trying to steal a quad? That's some ol bubblegummer ass shit, lower the dose.
...this quote has gold written all over it.