My tractor broke down and my dog stole my truck
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Modern country music is just dude's from L.A. dunkin' on country folk, parodying their dirt road/cold beer way of life, and these fucking inbreds eat it up like it's the anthem of their soul.
Worse yet, the ones who aren't just writing what hicks want to hear are trying to speak real sexy over a snap track. Whenever I hear "Country girls, shake it for me, girl..", I can't not think of obese 50-year-old bar flies chain smoking and dancing in denim. You're not getting 10s shaking their bodies to that shit.
Anyone over a 6 left Yolksmobile County years ago.
Honestly being a southerner is infuriating because the media has decided minstrel shows are fine if they're about Southerners....
Can I enjoy my grits on my sawdust covered floor in peace without Larry The Cable Guy making everything I stand for seem intellectually impaired?
IT'S A FUCKING SCARECROW AGAIN!
When it's a country song singing about some girl I think of some inbred conservative talking to an obese diet coke drinking land whale
There’s 10s. You’d be surprised.