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[–] zoostation@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What's even the best case scenario of eating McDonald's food?

[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nuggets and sour sauce😋

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You'll need to shit before your hour long commute home.