Don’t you dare call us American! Next thing you know we’ll stop apologizing for everything and actually build a military with jets instead of snowmobiles!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry about that. Can I be Canadian now?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you skate and hit a top corner slapshot? If so, yes. Here’s your complimentary Tim’s card! That’s ten free coffees on the house!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, but I'm not a sports guy. I like maple syrup though, does that count for something?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you track down thieves? We’ve had issues with maple syrup heists!

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'll try my best. But I'm an engineer, not a detective.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I'll allow it.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Rename it NUTO. No US Treaty Org.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Expecting the US to not maintain its monopoly on the demonym "American" is the same thing as expecting dogs not to bark at the mailman. Other western hemisphere countries shouldn't have dragged ass becoming independent.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

It's not the "no americas club," they're allowed 1