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submitted 6 days ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (7 children)

But I thought I was still a virgin. Will I get preganant?

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes, and you will have the baby.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But I can get an abortion still... right? Right!?!

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

Yes again, but if out goes poorly, they let you die instead of helping you.

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