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I eat fries with a fork.
Ok I feel this one is fine
How else am I supposed to dunk them in mayo?
With your fingers? Do you completely submerge them in mayo or something?
The only time it is acceptable to use a fork for fries is whith those super soggy ones that were immersed in ketchup/mayo. You use a fork to scoop those up and put them in the trash. Those are far worse than pineapple on pizza or fries with ketchup.
I'm getting British vibes from you.