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Anon tries to understand his coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It's kinda weird to wait until the last minute to ask if someone else can come along on a planned outing.

But the rest? I dunno. Looks like a pretty standard mixup.

[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I once had a date with someone, when I showed up I discovered she had a boyfriend. Turned out she had expected him to be asleep when I picked her up.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How did that turn out?

[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I was young and stupid. Halfway through the date her conscience finally made the right call.

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