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[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Pro tip: If you have to sue someone named "Fair Democracy", make sure your company's name is like, a billion paragraphs long so by the time people make it to "- against -" they're too exhausted to keep reading

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Lawyers who have nothing to do but make your life a living hell if you sue us, LLC

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The law offices of Goldfarb, Goldfarb, Evans, McAllister, Michaels, Fong, Stanley, Dewey, Cheatum, Livingston, Caldwell, Cochrane, Loblaw, Goldfarb, Walters-Metzengerstein, Downey jr., Bridges, Mandelbrot, The Boot About to Lodge Itself So Far Up Your Ass You'll Need a Dentist to Get It Out & Howe c/o the Office of the Attorneys General of the Commonwealths of Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania & Virginia d/b/a Our Entire Legal Staff is Going to Cook and Eat You Figuratively and Then Literally, You're Fucking Dead Kiddo, LLC., Plaintiffs,

  •                   - against -
    

The Starving Orphans Defense Fund, Defendant.