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Thanksgiving with MAGA (sh.itjust.works)
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@RickiTarrI can't wait for my annual bleach shot.Have you already paid your premium insurance for falling Starlink satellites?What do you think about the new bill to deport people with any kind of immigrant ancestors?

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[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

There seems to be a pretty strong correlation between the age someones parents die and the age they're likely to die.

Trump's dad lived until 93 and his mom live until 88. He might be here for a bit.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 4 points 9 hours ago

They didn't have the lifestyle problems he does though. His diet, lack of exercise, and possibility of long-term damage from COVID put him at a much higher risk of dying younger.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 22 hours ago

Just learn to shoot straight.