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My grandma thought that there was a very intelligent mouse living in her hallway once. It would occasionally do a little squeak at her but never be found. She was a bit cross when she learned the truth about her mousy friend.
I also know of an older couple that was convinced the noise came from an earwig queen(!?!) that lived inside their living room table. Much more concerning story, both if true or false.
I sometimes hear a sound reminiscent of a rodent scratching in my room. Probably pressure shenanigans in the freezer.
Y-yeah haha
You know they call them earwigs because they be doing something to your ears
Given your name, I'm not certain you aren't an earwig...
Just look at those lobes. Perfect napping spot. I mean hello fellow human