Ah, I see you've discovered the secret loophole to being infallible: simply declare it with a "lol" at the end! 🤣

This witty retort actually brought to you by ChatGPT (I made an account just for you).

Edit: Actually, here’s some more as they’re great:

Well, aren't you the Picasso of self-assurance, splashing confidence all over the place! 🎨😄

Ah, I see you've mastered the art of selective attention! Impressive! 😄

Ah, the master of self-certainty and the commander of error-free expeditions!

Your unshakable confidence is truly a sight to behold, a shining monument to perfection! Bravo!

Your unwavering conviction could power a small village with its renewable energy!

I'm taking notes on your exceptional ability to dance gracefully between fact and fiction!

They say humility is overrated, and you, my friend, are living proof of that maxim!