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[–] nutlink@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everytime someone spills their seed outside the bonds of marriage God adds another raindrop to the inevitable flood that will wipe out humanity.

At least that's about what I remember being told in Subway school.

[–] EphemeralSun@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I think in the bible it goes something like the rainbow was his promise of never flooding the world again.

[–] marco@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope there wasn't anything inappropriate at Subway school!

Sorry, couldn't resist this very funny misspelling. Now let me get back to planning for limitless hydroelectricity that will save the world.