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Anon misfires (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 156 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Call me old fashioned, but I don't think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago

old fashioned

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Diarrhea is a lot more understandable reason to do that. A fart you could've just sneakily let go while walking

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

Well..

Nah, it's understandable