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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 13 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ouRKaoS 149 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Like one girl cock I think

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

In a row?

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 45 points 12 hours ago

In my case, at least one