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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don't have to waste time later on

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Smart

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

The first week, friends still hang out.

The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.