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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Since nobody else has talked about it, blood in stool is most commonly caused by hemorrhoids which can be caused by wiping too hard but much more likey it's due to spending too many hours sitting on hard or rough surfaces each day, and you could even have a natural disposition for hemorrhoids caused by enlarged veins and the way blood circulates throughout your legs. It can also be contributed to by leakage from irritated bowels, as well as in people who eat large meals just before sleeping.

Generally professional care isn't required to resolve the issue, instead you can try spending less time sitting down, avoid bloodthinners, wash the area occasionally with cool or cold water, or sitting on an ice pack and rotating out with a hot pack. Many people have suggested dietary changes, such as eat a fucking salad for once in your life.

If it persists for longer than two or three weeks, seek professional care as it could require light surgery.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 16 points 2 days ago

anon means that he wiped so frequently that the skin of his butthole wore away (and the paper still came back shitty)

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If a man has frequent anal fissures or hemorrhoids, it may very well be the Salads causing it.

For some reason, some men of European descent lose the ability to digest raw vegetables completely.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What, really?

Any source on that. I'm gonna go looking myself but you might know better so I'm leaving this comment.

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just what my butt doctor told me.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago