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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bro, wash your ass. You don't even need to get that fucking deep, just buy a shower scrubber.

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Please don't use a scrubber against your asshole. A washcloth you throw in the laundry after, or just your hands with lots of soap before and after is fine. You're not going to awake any forbidden desires, you're just making sure your body is clean.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You're not going to awake any forbidden desires, you're just making sure your body is clean.

Never say never, anal massage isn't wholly unpleasant.