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[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm not touching anything at the moment" you're either a master of stating the obvious, or you've just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Especially because it's really hard to not touch anything, you'd need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching "air" as touching something.

[–] hemmes@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But my balls will be slapping my thighs…

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Weird flex but okay